nostalgic-dreaming:

when someone says “ten years ago” i think about the 90’s not 2003

coolscar:

"ive been kicked in the balls so i know what period cramps feel like"

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A person is, among all else, a material thing, easily torn and not easily mended.
Ian McEwan, Atonement (via kushandwizdom)

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

fuck the police

shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

necrute:

american money seems so confusing

its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money

like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???

add some colour 2 ur economy america

vive la australia

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?