oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

vinegardoppio:

pitbulled:

impactings:

Hey tumblr! Did you know that if you suffer from depression / anxiety or any other mental illness, you can register your dog as an emotional support animal, making it illegal for a landlord to refuse to rent to you? That’s right. No breed…

  • men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  • men: it's 8 inches
  • traynors:

    people who are talented and also good looking and also have great personalitiesimage

    notimefordirtytalk:

    You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

    jump-doughboy-jump:

    vriska-ler:

    no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

    like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

    finally someone said it

    umplify:

    Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed